What Brings Me Here Today ?

Once upon a time, long long ago, i used to blog. I quit, dont know why. But I can surely tell you why im starting again. It is due to an article by Jason. My good friend, and office mate. When i read his 12 tips to avoid being called a jerk, i realized how true they are. They are true. Very true. I mean they really are true. Ok guys, i know you're pissed that im repeating myself, but cmon man.. Do u think a woman understood it at once ? Haha. She never understands. YOU have to understand. Get it ?
Ok, now for the 12 tips actually, off Jason's page :

12 Tips To Avoid Being Called A Jerk :
1. The woman is always right, the man is always wrong
2. Never make a woman say anything, it is your job to understand it
3. If she turns a compliment into an insult, apologize
4. If she says don't do something nice, you better do it
5. Sympathize, but never offer a woman help
6. Never appear to be attracted any other woman ever
7. Cutsie sounds and comments are critical
8. Logic has no effect, only appeal to emotions
9. All Comments should be phrased as a question
10. Don't give your opinion, repeat hers to avoid an arguement
11. If a woman freaks out, console her. If you freak out, head to the flower shop
12. Don't ever, write a list titled "11 Tips to Avoid Being Called a Jerk".

Look out for my own, version of the tips to avoid being called a jerk. Ya im writing stuff these days. I want to. Infact I'm working on a book, with *someone*, about loooooveeee, and how love can work even from a million miles apart. Ok ya, what happened about it. Its going to start soon.